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[[File:Twins shining.jpg|450px|thumb|center|You sign first. No, you.]] | [[File:Twins shining.jpg|450px|thumb|center|You sign first. No, you.]] | ||
}}The remainder of the contract might be an absolute shower of confusions, contradictions, misconceptions, failures of [[consideration]], unenforceable half-promises, paralytic [[indemnities]] and outrageous derogations from the perfectly sensible allocations of risk vouchsafed by the [[common law]] of [[contract]], but be assured the there ''will'' be a [[counterparts]] clause<ref>And a [[Contracts (Rights of Third Parties) Act 1999]] clause too,</ref> and it ''will'' be | }}The remainder of the [[contract]] might be an absolute shower of confusions, contradictions, misconceptions, failures of [[consideration]], unenforceable half-promises, paralytic [[indemnities]], absurd [[disclaimer]]s of [[liabilty]] and outrageous derogations from the perfectly sensible allocations of risk vouchsafed by the [[common law]] of [[contract]], but be assured the there ''will'' be a [[counterparts]] clause<ref>And a [[Contracts (Rights of Third Parties) Act 1999]] clause too,</ref> and it ''will'' be bullet-proof. | ||
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::''Yes'': A counterparts clause won’t work. You all have to sign the same document. | ::''Yes'': A counterparts clause won’t work. You all have to sign the same document. | ||
:''Ergo'': situations in which a counterparts clause has any utility at all: '''0'''. | :''Ergo'': situations in which a counterparts clause has any utility at all: '''0'''. | ||
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''The'' Counterparts is a Canadian hardcore punk band from Hamilton, Ontario. True. We think they had trouble getting the guys together in the same room in the early days for rehearsals.{{hawf}} | ''The'' Counterparts is a Canadian hardcore punk band from Hamilton, Ontario. True. We think they had trouble getting the guys together in the same room in the early days for rehearsals.{{hawf}} |