Circle of escalation

A most excellent phenomenon that can occur in organisations of a certain size, and is guaranteed to happen in a big one, redolent of a 4x100 medley relay, only with contestants carrying a stick of limp celery rather than a stiff baton.

“This is okay with me, but you need to confirm with Tax,” you say, happy that you have passed the tangled skein off your desk.

Of course, the tangled skein has not magically winked out of existence: it has simply landed on the desk of some poor, overworked blighter in Tax whose aspiration will be exactly the same as yours, and whom, to fulfill it, will take exactly the same approach you did:

“There may be an increased risk of retrospective withholding which it is hard to quantify,” she will say (when one gives tax advice for a living one gets adept at saying this sort of thing by rote) “but as long as the desk is prepared to absorb that additional risk then I have no objections to this.”

And lo, off the escalation goes to the business. Salespeople, naturally, have but one goal — impregnating their clients — but not in a way that involves assuming any personal responsibility for a transaction which goes wrong. Up the chain it goes, to trading management. Trading management won’t have any idea what absorbing additional tax risk even is, and so will pass it onto the chief operating officer.

And so on.

Eventually it will get to the level of exaltation in the firm wherein personnel are identified by only the familiar versions of their Christian names. Chuck will say, “In principle I would be inclined to be ok with this at this stage, but can you just run this by legal to make sure they have no issues.”

And so the cycle of life turns fully and returns whence it came.

See also

• Celery, and limp celery
• I would be inclined to agree
• I am supportive in principle at this stage
• I have no objections
• The circle of escalation
• I could get comfortable