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Someone call the newspapers <br>
Someone call the media <br>
There’s been a mistake <br>
There’s been a mistake <br>
It's not the kind of headline <br>
It's not the kind of headline <br>
That he would ever make <br>
That he would ever make <br>
It’s not the kind of story <br>
It’s not the kind of story <br>
I expect in my feed <br>
We want in our feed <br>
It’s not that kind of paper <br>
That’s not that kind of paper <br>
That any of us read. <br>
That any of us read. <br>
Someone tell the embassy <br>
To get the story straight <br>
To update the advisory <br>
Before it gets too late <br>
If this ugliness should crystallise <br>
In a billion tonnes of snow <br>
If the confusion isn't clarified <br>
We’ll never wash it out <br>





Revision as of 10:01, 6 February 2019

Someone call the media
There’s been a mistake
It's not the kind of headline
That he would ever make
It’s not the kind of story
We want in our feed
That’s not that kind of paper
That any of us read.

Someone tell the embassy
To get the story straight
To update the advisory
Before it gets too late
If this ugliness should crystallise
In a billion tonnes of snow
If the confusion isn't clarified
We’ll never wash it out



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