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{{a|tech|}}That first great contradiction in terms. The [[algorithm]] which picks up that you bought sneakers on Amazon last week,and concludes that the most productive use of its advertiser clients’ dollars over the next six months is assuredly carpet-bombing every unoccupied cranny in your cyber-landscape with advertisements for the exact trainers you do not, by definition, any longer need.  
{{a|tech|}}That first great contradiction in terms. The [[algorithm]] which observes that you bought sneakers on Amazon last week, and concludes that carpet-bombing every unoccupied cranny in your cyber-landscape with advertisements for the exact trainers [[Q.E.D.]] you no longer need, is an effective form of advertising.  


Also, the tech employed by social media platforms like [[LinkedIn]] to save you the bother of composing your own unctuous endorsements of people you have met once and who have just posted about the wild old time they've had at a panel discussion on the [[securities financing transactions regulation]].
Also, the technology employed by social media platforms like [[LinkedIn]] to save you the bother of composing your own unctuous endorsements of people you once met at a [[day count convention]] and who have just posted about the wild old time they've had at a panel discussion on the operational challenges of regulatory reporting under the [[securities financing transactions regulation]].


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That first great contradiction in terms. The algorithm which observes that you bought sneakers on Amazon last week, and concludes that carpet-bombing every unoccupied cranny in your cyber-landscape with advertisements for the exact trainers Q.E.D. you no longer need, is an effective form of advertising.

Also, the technology employed by social media platforms like LinkedIn to save you the bother of composing your own unctuous endorsements of people you once met at a day count convention and who have just posted about the wild old time they've had at a panel discussion on the operational challenges of regulatory reporting under the securities financing transactions regulation.

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