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{{pe}}It’s great isn’t it? Can you just imagine the turtle you’d be looking under to prove this one?
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:''Sir Jerrold Baxter-Morley, Q.C''.: M’lud, we have conclusive evidence that the defendant knew of this disclaimer, rendered I might add in [[caps lock|FULL CAPITALS]] on page 346 of the presentation.
:''Sir Jerrold Baxter-Morley, Q.C''.: M’lud, we have conclusive evidence that the defendant knew of this disclaimer, rendered I might add in [[CAPS LOCK|FULL CAPITALS]] on page 346 of the presentation.
:''Defendant'': No I didn't.
:''Defendant'': No I didn't.
:''Lord Justice Cockle-Carrot M.R.'': Didn't you?
:''Lord Justice Cockle-Carrot M.R.'': Didn't you?

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It’s great isn’t it? Can you just imagine the turtle you’d be looking under to prove this one?

Sir Jerrold Baxter-Morley, Q.C.: M’lud, we have conclusive evidence that the defendant knew of this disclaimer, rendered I might add in FULL CAPITALS on page 346 of the presentation.
Defendant: No I didn't.
Lord Justice Cockle-Carrot M.R.: Didn't you?
Defendant. No, sir. I didn't read it!
Sir Jerrold: BUT IT SAYS HERE “I HAVE READ AND UNDERSTOOD THESE TERMS”!
Defendant: Yes, but I didn't read that either.