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 {{pe}}It’s great isn’t it? Can you just imagine the turtle you’d be looking under to prove this one?
-:''[[Sir Jerrold Baxter-Morley, Q.C.]]''.: M’lud, we have conclusive evidence that the defendant knew of this disclaimer, rendered I might add in [[CAPS LOCK|FULL CAPITALS]] on page 346 of the presentation.
+{{court scene|IV|i|inspects his nails in the hope of finding something for lunch|arises suddenly with a spasmodic jerk and an emission of a grey-green gas. {{cocklecarrot}} glowers}}
-:''Defendant'': Oh, no I didn't.
+:'''{{jerrold}}''': M’lud, we have conclusive evidence that the defendant knew of this disclaimer, rendered I might add in [[CAPS LOCK|FULL CAPITALS]] on page 346 of the presentation.
-:''Lord Justice [[Cocklecarrot M.R.]]'': Didn’t you?
+:'''{{mrspinterman}}''': Oh, no I didn't.
-:''Defendant''. No, sir. I didn't read it!
+:'''{{cocklecarrot}}''': Didn’t you?
-:''Cocklecarrot MR'': I say! Really, Sir Jerr —
+:'''Mrspinterman}}'''. No, sir. I didn’t read it!
-:''Sir Jerrold'': BUT, MRS. PINTERMAN, IT SAYS HERE “[[You have read and understood these terms|YOU HAVE READ AND UNDERSTOOD THESE TERMS]]”!
+:'''{{Cocklecarrot}}''': I say! Really, Sir Jerr —
-:''Defendant'': Well it might do, but how should I know? I didn't read that either.
+:'''{{jerrold}}''' (''beaming''): BUT, MRS. PINTERMAN, IT SAYS HERE “[[You have read and understood these terms|YOU HAVE READ AND UNDERSTOOD THESE TERMS]]”!
+:'''{{mrspinterman}}''': Well it might do, but how should I know? I didn’t read that either.
+:'''{{jerrold}}''' (''making a face like a landed guppy''): I ... I... I
+:'''{{cocklecarrot}}''': Sir Jerrold, would you like to moment to see whether the —
+:'''{{jerrold}}''': — ground will swallow me up? I would be most obliged, M’Lud.
+''Curtain.''