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{{court scene|IV|i|inspects his nails in the hope of finding something for lunch|arises suddenly with a spasmodic jerk and an emission of a grey-green gas. {{cocklecarrot}} glowers}} | {{court scene|IV|i|inspects his nails in the hope of finding something for lunch|arises suddenly with a spasmodic jerk and an emission of a grey-green gas. {{cocklecarrot}} glowers}} | ||
:'''{{jerrold}}''': M’lud, we have conclusive evidence that the defendant knew of this disclaimer, rendered I might add in [[CAPS LOCK|FULL CAPITALS]] on page 346 of the presentation. | :'''{{jerrold}}''': M’lud, we have conclusive evidence that the defendant knew of this disclaimer, rendered I might add in [[CAPS LOCK|FULL CAPITALS]] on page 346 of the presentation. | ||
:'''{{mrspinterman}}''': Oh, no I | :'''{{mrspinterman}}''': Oh, no I didn’t. | ||
:'''{{cocklecarrot}}''': Didn’t you? | :'''{{cocklecarrot}}''': Didn’t you? | ||
:'''Mrspinterman}}'''. No, sir. I didn’t read it! | :'''{{Mrspinterman}}'''. No, sir. I didn’t read it! | ||
:'''{{Cocklecarrot}}''': I say! Really, Sir Jerr — | :'''{{Cocklecarrot}}''': I say! Really, Sir Jerr — | ||
:'''{{jerrold}}''' (''beaming''): BUT, MRS. PINTERMAN, IT SAYS HERE “[[You have read and understood these terms|YOU HAVE READ AND UNDERSTOOD THESE TERMS]]”! | :'''{{jerrold}}''' (''beaming''): BUT, MRS. PINTERMAN, IT SAYS HERE “[[You have read and understood these terms|YOU HAVE READ AND UNDERSTOOD THESE TERMS]]”! | ||
Revision as of 12:54, 15 November 2019
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It’s great isn’t it? Can you just imagine the turtle you’d be looking under to prove this one?
Act IV, Scene i
A courtroom in the King’s Bench Division. Lord Justice Cocklecarrot M.R. inspects his nails in the hope of finding something for lunch. Sir Jerrold Baxter-Morley, K.C. arises suddenly with a spasmodic jerk and an emission of a grey-green gas. Lord Justice Cocklecarrot M.R. glowers.
- Sir Jerrold Baxter-Morley, K.C.: M’lud, we have conclusive evidence that the defendant knew of this disclaimer, rendered I might add in FULL CAPITALS on page 346 of the presentation.
- Mrs. Pinterman: Oh, no I didn’t.
- Lord Justice Cocklecarrot M.R.: Didn’t you?
- Mrs. Pinterman. No, sir. I didn’t read it!
- Lord Justice Cocklecarrot M.R.: I say! Really, Sir Jerr —
- Sir Jerrold Baxter-Morley, K.C. (beaming): BUT, MRS. PINTERMAN, IT SAYS HERE “YOU HAVE READ AND UNDERSTOOD THESE TERMS”!
- Mrs. Pinterman: Well it might do, but how should I know? I didn’t read that either.
- Sir Jerrold Baxter-Morley, K.C. (making a face like a landed guppy): I ... I... I
- Lord Justice Cocklecarrot M.R.: Sir Jerrold, would you like to moment to see whether the —
- Sir Jerrold Baxter-Morley, K.C.: — ground will swallow me up? I would be most obliged, M’Lud.
Curtain.