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*'''[[UK Finance]]''': The artist formerly known as the [[British Bankers’ Association]]. Their main contribution to the world of finance was, ah, [[LIBOR]]. Oh dear. Oh, dear, oh dear. Now they don’t touch interbank rates with a barge-pole — no-one would let them even if they wanted to — so they restrict their activities to “enhanc[ing] competitiveness, support[ing] customers and facilitating] innovation”. So that’s nice.
*'''[[UK Finance]]''': The artist formerly known as the [[British Bankers’ Association]]. Their main contribution to the world of finance was, ah, [[LIBOR]]. Oh dear. Oh, dear, oh dear. Now they don’t touch interbank rates with a barge-pole — no-one would let them even if they wanted to — so they restrict their activities to “enhanc[ing] competitiveness, support[ing] customers and facilitating] innovation”. So that’s nice.
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Fun fact: the [[collective noun]] for a group of [[industry association]]s — seldom used, because so rare and disconsolate are the circumstances in which they get together<ref>Such as drafting a standard disclosure notice that [[Stock lending|stock lenders]] could send to each other advising themselves that their [[title transfer]] arrangements are arrangements involving the [[Title transfer|transfer of title]]</ref> — is a “[[torpidity]]”.
 
===The [[Joint Chiefs of Staff]]===
===The [[Joint Chiefs of Staff]]===
The most famous [[torpidity]] of all is the [[Joint Chiefs of Staff of the Industry Associations]], an august body comprising personnel from usually-sworn-enemy organisations like [[ISDA]], [[ICMA]], [[ISLA]] and [[FIA]], who convened for a beautiful moment of no-mans-land-Christmas-football in 2015 to formulate the [[Article 15 SFTR disclosure document]], a fifteen-page, 5,000 word exercise in stating the bleeding obvious.
Fun fact: the [[collective noun]] for a group of [[industry association]]s — seldom used, because so rare and disconsolate are the circumstances in which they get together — is a “[[torpidity]]”. The most famous [[torpidity]] of all is the [[Joint Chiefs of Staff of the Industry Associations]], an august body comprising personnel from usually-sworn-enemy organisations like [[ISDA]], [[ICMA]], [[ISLA]] and [[FIA]], who convened for a beautiful moment of no-mans-land-Christmas-football in 2015 to formulate the [[Article 15 SFTR disclosure document]], a fifteen-page, 5,000 word exercise in stating the bleeding obvious.<ref>Namely, that [[title transfer]] arrangements are arrangements involving ''the [[Title transfer|transfer of title]]''.</ref>


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Those self-appointed keepers of the flames in the hearths of the different cottages that make up our industry. Traditionally thought of as bland, sleepy places, they are from time to time cast into the terrible glare of publicity, which generally doesn’t play out too well for them.

The Joint Chiefs of Staff

Fun fact: the collective noun for a group of industry associations — seldom used, because so rare and disconsolate are the circumstances in which they get together — is a “torpidity”. The most famous torpidity of all is the Joint Chiefs of Staff of the Industry Associations, an august body comprising personnel from usually-sworn-enemy organisations like ISDA, ICMA, ISLA and FIA, who convened for a beautiful moment of no-mans-land-Christmas-football in 2015 to formulate the Article 15 SFTR disclosure document, a fifteen-page, 5,000 word exercise in stating the bleeding obvious.[1]

See also

References

  1. Namely, that title transfer arrangements are arrangements involving the transfer of title.