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| tagline= Strap on the asbestos, lads, we’re going in.
| tagline= Strap on the asbestos, lads, we’re going in.
| documentation= [[Indenture|indentures]], [[red herring]]s, [[10b-5]]s, the works! | docscore=10
| documentation= [[Indenture|indentures]], [[red herring]]s, [[10b-5]]s, the works! | docscore=10
| amendability= Nope. Once you bought it, you’re stuck with it. | amendscore=10
| amendability= Zilch. Oh, the [[trustee]] might agree amendments ''for'' you, you say? HAHAHAHAHA =10
| collateral=Shonky [[CDO]]s the [[manager]] couldn’t get out of the warehouse. And you just wrote a [[put]] on them. | collateralscore = 8
| collateral=Shonky [[CDO]]s the [[manager]] couldn’t get out of the warehouse. ''And you just wrote a [[put]] on them''. | collateralscore = 8
| transferability= Theoretically high. Practically nil. No-one wants your toxic waste, senator. | transferscore = 6
| transferability= Theoretically high. Practically nil. No-one wants your toxic waste, senator. | transferscore = 6
| leverage=All the leverage you could want, and more. Especially in the junior tranches. | Leveragescore = 8
| leverage=All the leverage you could want, and more. Especially in the junior tranches. | leveragescore = 8
| longevity=Burned like a bright star, and then - went supernova, just like one.
| frightometer=All-out superpower confrontation. Straight-up toxic waste| frightscore=11
| frightometer=All-out superpower confrontation. Straight-up toxic waste| frightscore=11
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CDO squared


Strap on the asbestos, lads, we’re going in.


Docs indentures, red herrings, 10b-5s, the works! 10
Amendability Zilch. Oh, the trustee might agree amendments for you, you say? HAHAHAHAHA =10 {{{amendscore}}}
Collateral Shonky CDOs the manager couldn’t get out of the warehouse. And you just wrote a put on them. 8
Transferability Theoretically high. Practically nil. No-one wants your toxic waste, senator. 6
Leverage All the leverage you could want, and more. Especially in the junior tranches. 8
Fright-o-meter All-out superpower confrontation. Straight-up toxic waste 11