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[[File:Buttocratic.jpg|450px|thumb|center|Now why on God’s green earth anyone would want to sit on an egg, we can only speculate. But if you do, the EggSitter{{tm}} has yo’ arse ''covered''.]]
[[File:Buttocratic.jpg|450px|thumb|center|Now ''why'' on God’s green earth anyone would want to sit on an egg, we can only speculate. But if you do, the EggSitter{{tm}} has yo’ arse ''covered''.]]
}}The ancient, sacred, creed by which all persons charged with the grave responsibility of [[middle management]] live: ''[[primum nil errare]]'': “First, do no harm ''to your own career''”.
}}The ancient, sacred, creed by which all persons charged with the grave responsibility of [[middle management]] live: ''[[primum nil errare]]'': “First, do no harm ''to your own career''”.



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The ancient, sacred, creed by which all persons charged with the grave responsibility of middle management live: primum nil errare: “First, do no harm to your own career”.

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