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{{a|myth|}}The eighteen-wheeler rumbled on through the desert, flanked by a | {{a|myth|}} | ||
The eighteen-wheeler rumbled on through the desert, flanked by a pair of COO gunships. | |||
The RAG indicators read green across the board. Expense management: optimal — just a couple of minor blips, 300 yards out, at 40 degrees from true. | Senior Operations Officer Heinrich Schweiner set his jaw, his gimlet eye fixed on the horizon. The rig was handling ''real'' nice. ''Sweet ride'', he thought. Seventy tons of state-of-the-art super-[[modernist|modern]] [[Middle-management|mano-tech]] under the hood, you’d expect that. This baby practically drove herself. Schweiner was calm — tense; on alert — but calm. He blinked to bring up the [[MIS]] radar feed in his HUD. The MIS feed swept a sixty-five degree field in front of the rig, left and right. | ||
The RAG indicators read green across the board. Expense management: optimal — just a couple of minor blips, 300 yards out, at 40 degrees from true. | |||
“You seein’ these, Bugsy?” | |||
“On the MIS? Yaaah, Schweiner, I’m seeing them,” Bugsy was Brooklyn-tough. Schweiner dug his earthy attitude. “Docs jocks, I think. All cool.”<br>Schweiner screwed in the scope and brought up a video feed. Sure enough: a couple of [[negotiator]]s ambling distractedly around a watering hole. Little threat at this distance, but Schweiner could tell it narked Bugsy all the same. | “On the MIS? Yaaah, Schweiner, I’m seeing them,” Bugsy was Brooklyn-tough. Schweiner dug his earthy attitude. “Docs jocks, I think. All cool.”<br>Schweiner screwed in the scope and brought up a video feed. Sure enough: a couple of [[negotiator]]s ambling distractedly around a watering hole. Little threat at this distance, but Schweiner could tell it narked Bugsy all the same. | ||
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Schweiner shrugged. “Nah, we’re all good, Bugsy.” | Schweiner shrugged. “Nah, we’re all good, Bugsy.” | ||
But Bugsy had a wild streak. Most of the uniform bulls in legal ops, did. This was no reluctant performance of duty for Walter N. Buggs, [[MBA|M.B.A.]] (Insead). This was ''job satisfaction''. “Ahh, hang it. Why the hell not?” | But Bugsy had a wild streak. Most of the uniform bulls in legal ops, did. This was no reluctant performance of duty for Authorised Operating Officer Walter N. Buggs, [[MBA|M.B.A.]] (Insead). This was ''job satisfaction''. “Ahh, hang it. Why the hell not?” | ||
Bugsy’s gunship let rip — it lit up the GMLSA guy like a candle. Bugsy whooped. “SOX attest ''that'' my litte paisan! Ha-ha!” | Bugsy’s gunship let rip — it lit up the GMLSA guy like a candle. Bugsy whooped. “SOX attest ''that'' my litte paisan! Ha-ha!” | ||
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The rig kicked up a desert plume. | The rig kicked up a desert plume. | ||
Fifteen klicks down the line, the peaceable | Fifteen klicks down the line, the peaceable settlement at Lawyertown was oblivious while upon it, the hounds of hell descended. | ||
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High on the mountain promontory, Seven klicks to the left and 4,000m above of the oncoming rig, Opco Boone observed the rising plume | High on the mountain promontory, Seven klicks to the left and 4,000m above of the oncoming rig, Opco Boone observed the rising plume on the desert floor. He didn’t need his telegraphic scope to watch these clowns. They were coming on, clear as day. ''Brazen''. The MIS signature lit up the sky. | ||
Boone spoke into his wrist-comm. “All right, [[Chip]], I’m going in.” | Boone spoke into his wrist-comm. “All right, [[Chip]], I’m going in.” | ||
Static crackled. The [[GC]] came on the line. His voice was nasal, uptight: more | Static crackled. The [[GC]] came on the line. His voice was nasal, uptight: more even than usual. “Now listen here, Boone. No funny stuff, this time. I mean it. We have to play this by the book. Do you hear me?” | ||
Boone looked up from the | Boone looked up from the wrist-comm. He regarded the great expanse, yawning away beneath him to the far horizon, where a curlicue of smoke rose from Lawyertown, bleached pink in the dying sunset. That beautiful settlement. These were his kin. His people. His ''life''. Boone drank it in: the beauty. The tranquil traditions. The ancient beauty. The august institutions. The whole gamut of ''precedent''. Ineffable. Imponderable | ||
And there, like some crazed Taliban, the | And there, like some crazed Taliban, the convoy drilled relentlessly across the badlands, racing out to destroy it all — down to every last goddamn ''brick''. His ''home''. | ||
“I said, I’m going in.” | |||
“Boone? Boone! Do you read me?” | |||
Boone looked at his wrist comm. | Boone looked at his wrist comm. | ||
Chip? | “Yeah, [[Chip]]?” | ||
“Oh! Thank Christ, Boone. I thought we’d lost you. Now, listen —” | |||
“Chip, you’re breaking up.” | |||
“What?” At that moment, the GC grokked it. | |||
“Oh, no. No. ''No''. Don’t do this to me Boo—” | |||
“I do not copy that, sir. You are breaking up. I repeat, I am going in.” | |||
“BOONE!” | |||
“This is Staff Solicitor Opco Boone, signing out. I am switching to silent running. Comms will now go dark. I will report again at 2100 hours” | |||
“GODDAMN IT B—” | |||
Boone stood on the cliff edge. As he snapped it down, the sun caught his visor for an instant and flashed a beam down into the valley. If Operating Officer Schweiner caught the sparkle through his windscreen ten klicks, away it didn't register. | |||
Boone edged to the cliff. A brisk thermal whistled up the couloir. | |||
Boone flipped off the safety catch and ''dived''. | Boone flipped off the safety catch on his wingsuit and ''dived''. | ||
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The eighteen-wheeler rumbled on through the desert, flanked by a pair of COO gunships.
Senior Operations Officer Heinrich Schweiner set his jaw, his gimlet eye fixed on the horizon. The rig was handling real nice. Sweet ride, he thought. Seventy tons of state-of-the-art super-modern mano-tech under the hood, you’d expect that. This baby practically drove herself. Schweiner was calm — tense; on alert — but calm. He blinked to bring up the MIS radar feed in his HUD. The MIS feed swept a sixty-five degree field in front of the rig, left and right.
The RAG indicators read green across the board. Expense management: optimal — just a couple of minor blips, 300 yards out, at 40 degrees from true.
“You seein’ these, Bugsy?”
“On the MIS? Yaaah, Schweiner, I’m seeing them,” Bugsy was Brooklyn-tough. Schweiner dug his earthy attitude. “Docs jocks, I think. All cool.”
Schweiner screwed in the scope and brought up a video feed. Sure enough: a couple of negotiators ambling distractedly around a watering hole. Little threat at this distance, but Schweiner could tell it narked Bugsy all the same.
“Want me to clear them out, Schweiner?”
Schweiner shrugged. “Nah, we’re all good, Bugsy.”
But Bugsy had a wild streak. Most of the uniform bulls in legal ops, did. This was no reluctant performance of duty for Authorised Operating Officer Walter N. Buggs, M.B.A. (Insead). This was job satisfaction. “Ahh, hang it. Why the hell not?”
Bugsy’s gunship let rip — it lit up the GMLSA guy like a candle. Bugsy whooped. “SOX attest that my litte paisan! Ha-ha!”
Bugsy blammed out another — a lame-ass two-way confi — just for the hell of it. This was a weak round but caught the futures guy square on his control panel. He squealed, turning circles while his escalation circuits crackled and burned. Three rotations, and they smoked. Futures jockster conked out and crashed face-down in the sand.
“Yee-hah!”
Schweiner re-blinked up the MIS readout in his head-up display. It flatlined.
“That’ll do, Bugsy, you mad bastard,” Schweiner chuckled. “Confirmed kills. Chalk up the KPIs and let’s get those portfolios reassigned to Bucharest.”
“On it, boss.”
Bugsy called up Operations HQ on the encrypted two-way com link. He rocked the sing-song ham radio chit-chat idiom. “Central control, this is KPI-Delta-One-Niner filing our hourly stakeholder check-in, do you copy?”
“KPI-Delta-One-Niner, this is Central Control: we copy you loud and clear, Bugsy. Go ahead, over.”
A static burst shook the set. Bugsy punched in. “Central Control, the coast is clear. Repeat: The coast is clear. We are fully operationalised and all systems go, Request go for payload.”
“KPI-Delta-One-Niner, this is Central Control: you are confirmed go for payload. Rock that house, Schweiner, you crazy sum ’bitch. Central Control — out.”
Schweiner punched in. “That’s an A.O.K., Blitzer. We are gunning in for final approach. We’ll be home by five: put the beers on ice. KPI-Delta-One-Niner — Out.”
Schweiner checked the clock. They were making good time. The cargo was steady. There would be dogfights later; let’s keep the gang loose for now. We’ll have plenty to get done later on.
“O.K., Bugsy. Stand down and accelerate.”
Schweiner stomped on metal.
Bugsy gunned the wagon.
The foghorn screamed.
The rig kicked up a desert plume.
Fifteen klicks down the line, the peaceable settlement at Lawyertown was oblivious while upon it, the hounds of hell descended.
High on the mountain promontory, Seven klicks to the left and 4,000m above of the oncoming rig, Opco Boone observed the rising plume on the desert floor. He didn’t need his telegraphic scope to watch these clowns. They were coming on, clear as day. Brazen. The MIS signature lit up the sky.
Boone spoke into his wrist-comm. “All right, Chip, I’m going in.”
Static crackled. The GC came on the line. His voice was nasal, uptight: more even than usual. “Now listen here, Boone. No funny stuff, this time. I mean it. We have to play this by the book. Do you hear me?”
Boone looked up from the wrist-comm. He regarded the great expanse, yawning away beneath him to the far horizon, where a curlicue of smoke rose from Lawyertown, bleached pink in the dying sunset. That beautiful settlement. These were his kin. His people. His life. Boone drank it in: the beauty. The tranquil traditions. The ancient beauty. The august institutions. The whole gamut of precedent. Ineffable. Imponderable
And there, like some crazed Taliban, the convoy drilled relentlessly across the badlands, racing out to destroy it all — down to every last goddamn brick. His home.
“I said, I’m going in.”
“Boone? Boone! Do you read me?”
Boone looked at his wrist comm.
“Yeah, Chip?”
“Oh! Thank Christ, Boone. I thought we’d lost you. Now, listen —”
“Chip, you’re breaking up.”
“What?” At that moment, the GC grokked it.
“Oh, no. No. No. Don’t do this to me Boo—”
“I do not copy that, sir. You are breaking up. I repeat, I am going in.”
“BOONE!”
“This is Staff Solicitor Opco Boone, signing out. I am switching to silent running. Comms will now go dark. I will report again at 2100 hours”
“GODDAMN IT B—”
Boone stood on the cliff edge. As he snapped it down, the sun caught his visor for an instant and flashed a beam down into the valley. If Operating Officer Schweiner caught the sparkle through his windscreen ten klicks, away it didn't register. Boone edged to the cliff. A brisk thermal whistled up the couloir.
Boone flipped off the safety catch on his wingsuit and dived.