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===The Story of Little [[Nick-a-Fund]]====
====The Story of Little [[Nick-a-Fund]]====


One day Mamma said “Samuel dear, <br>
One day Mamma said “Samuel dear, <br>

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The Story of Little Nick-a-Fund

One day Mamma said “Samuel dear,
I must go out and leave you here.
But mind now, Samuel, what I say,
Don’t use customer funds while I’m away.
The great tall regulator comes
To little boys who nick client funds;
And ere they dream what he’s about,
He takes his great big baton out,
And bops and carts them off, toute suite
This is what happens to boys who cheat.”

Mamma had scarcely turned her back,
He’s pocketed the lot: Alack! Alack!
The door flew open, in he ran,
The great, long, red-legged enforcer-man.
Oh! children, see! the bopper’s come
And caught out little Nick-a-Fund.
Snip! Snap! Snip! the scissors go;
And Samuel cries out “Oh! Oh! Oh!”
Snip! Snap! Snip! They go so fast,
Both his wrists are in cuffs so fast!

Mamma comes home: there Sam stands,
And looks quite sad, and shows his hands;
“Ah!” said Mamma, “I knew he’d come
To naughty little Nick-a-Fund.”