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I am not a destroyer of reputations, I am a liberator of them!
I am not a destroyer of reputations, I am a liberator of them!


The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that banter, for lack of a better word, is good. Banter is right, greed works. Banter clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Banter in all of its forms. Banter for life, money, love, knowledge, has marked the upward surge of mankind, and banter – you mark my words – will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the U.S.A.
The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that banter, for lack of a better word, is ''good''. Banter is ''right'', it ''works''. Banter clarifies, cuts through the bullshittery and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Banter in all its forms. Sarcasm. Parody. Ridicule. Banter for laughs, to self-aggrandise, to demean, to prick bubbles, to draw the undeserving air from fashionable ideas, has marked the upward surge of personkind, and banter – you mark my words – will not only save Wickliffe Hampton, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the U.S.A.
:—Gordon Moron, ''Bulshit Street''}}
:—Gordon Moron, ''Batshit Street''}}

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I am not a destroyer of reputations, I am a liberator of them!

The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that banter, for lack of a better word, is good. Banter is right, it works. Banter clarifies, cuts through the bullshittery and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Banter in all its forms. Sarcasm. Parody. Ridicule. Banter for laughs, to self-aggrandise, to demean, to prick bubbles, to draw the undeserving air from fashionable ideas, has marked the upward surge of personkind, and banter – you mark my words – will not only save Wickliffe Hampton, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the U.S.A.

—Gordon Moron, Batshit Street