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{{pe}}:'''Cashier''': Two pounds and five pence, please, love.
{{pe}}:'''Cashier''': Two pounds and five pence, please, love.
:'''Den''': Two quid?
:'''Den''': Two quid?
:Cashier: That's right. Two pounds and five pence, please.
:'''Cashier''': That’s right, love. Two pounds and five pence.
:'''Den''': Two quid for one bloody sausage?
:'''Den''': Two quid for one bloody sausage!
:'''Cashier''': That's right, love. Two pounds and five pence.
:Den: Two quid for one bloody sausage!
:'''Cashier''': It was clearly marked, love. “Sausage, beans and chips, two pounds and five pence.”
:'''Cashier''': It was clearly marked, love. “Sausage, beans and chips, two pounds and five pence.”
:''(Later)''
:''(Later)''
:'''Den''': Wait a minute! It says “sausa''ges''” up there, not just one sausage! Look at that! Look, it says “sausages”! Where’s me other sausage, then?
:'''Den''': Wait a minute! It says “sausa''ges''” up there, not just one sausage! Look at that! Look, it says “sausa''ges''”! Where’s me other sausage, then?
::—''Comic Strip Presents: The Bad News Tour''
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