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===[[LinkedIn job descriptions]]=== | ===[[LinkedIn job descriptions]]=== | ||
A guide to those self-penned [[LinkedIn]] profile descriptions. We all know what they say, and let’s face it: you know what they ''mean''. | A guide to those self-penned [[LinkedIn]] profile descriptions. We all know what they say, and let’s face it: you know what they ''mean''. | ||
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| | |'''''Title''''' | ||
| | |'''''What it means''''' | ||
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| | |colspan="2"|'''Section A: Bullshit artists''' | ||
|'''Bullshit artists''' | |||
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|''[[Thought leader]]'' | |''[[Thought leader]]'' | ||
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|Reads a page of the dictionary before his tai chi and ice bath at dawn each day. Apparently hasn’t made it to “[[cognitive dissonance]]” yet. | |Reads a page of the dictionary before his tai chi and ice bath at dawn each day. Apparently hasn’t made it to “[[cognitive dissonance]]” yet. | ||
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|'''Lifers from personnel''' | |colspan="2"|'''Section B: Lifers from personnel''' | ||
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|''Director of [[talent acquisition]]'' | |''Director of [[talent acquisition]]'' | ||
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|In [[personnel]]. ''See also'' “[[Thought leader]]”. ''And'' “[[COO]]”, ''for that matter''. | |In [[personnel]]. ''See also'' “[[Thought leader]]”. ''And'' “[[COO]]”, ''for that matter''. | ||
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|'''The unemployed, and soon-to-be-unemployed''' | |colspan="2"|'''Section C: The unemployed, and soon-to-be-unemployed''' | ||
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|''[[Intrapreneur]]'' | |''[[Intrapreneur]]'' | ||
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|Possessed of charming candour but no common sense at all. ''Never'' admit you are out of work. | |Possessed of charming candour but no common sense at all. ''Never'' admit you are out of work. | ||
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|'''Miscellaneous''' | |colspan="2"|'''Section D: Miscellaneous''' | ||
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|''Web developer '' | |||
|Invented the Internet. | |||
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|''[[Derivatives]] [[onboarding]] specialist'' | |''[[Derivatives]] [[onboarding]] specialist'' |