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The thing about earthquakes is you don’t know when or where they are going to happen, or how serious they will be. If you did, the sensible design decision would be to ''not construct your house in that location at all'' — or, if you really knew when the earthquake was coming, to make sure you were were away on that day. | The thing about earthquakes is you don’t know when or where they are going to happen, or how serious they will be. If you did, the sensible design decision would be to ''not construct your house in that location at all'' — or, if you really knew when the earthquake was coming, to make sure you were were away on that day. | ||
Unless you are are permanently bedridden, you will spend less than one-third of each day in your bed, so even those who do suffer a catastrophic earthquake on their | Unless you are are permanently bedridden, you will spend less than one-third of each day in your bed, so even those earthquake bed owners who do suffer a catastrophic earthquake on their home have at best a 1-in-3 chance of this contraption saving them, and that is if it ''doesn’t'' amputate any stray limbs when it is sprung by tell-tale agitation. Heaven forfend you should be a restless sleeper, or use your bed for more, ahh, ''energetic'' activities. | ||
Presuming you | Presuming you don’t, therefore, the “earthquake bed” is rather like an exorbitantly expensive, failure-prone and murderous warranty for a toaster that is unlikely to break in the first place. | ||
===Detachable airplane cabin=== | ===Detachable airplane cabin=== | ||
The self-disassembling-when-already-malfunctioning-in-mid-air plane: | The self-disassembling-when-already-malfunctioning-in-mid-air plane: | ||
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The pint-sized-train-appearing-from-the-bowels-of-the-earth-at-a-level-crossing: | The pint-sized-train-appearing-from-the-bowels-of-the-earth-at-a-level-crossing: | ||
<Youtube>https://youtube.com/shorts/jrQ1igCI2X8</youtube> | <Youtube>https://youtube.com/shorts/jrQ1igCI2X8</youtube> | ||
Why would anyone engineer an underground train to spontaneously pop out of the ground at a level crossing? | We can’t stop watching this. It just gets stupider and stupider each time you see it. | ||
Why would ''anyone'' engineer an underground train to spontaneously pop out of the ground at a level crossing? | |||
What happens to the cars that are on the road when it splits in half? Do they just collapse into a chasm? | What happens to the cars that are on the road when it splits in half? Do they just collapse into a chasm? | ||
Who are these teeny little high speed trains meant to be for in the first place? Subterranean gnomes? Where are they going, and what’s the hurry? Why the need to terrorise Earthling pedestrians? | Who are these teeny little high speed trains meant to be for in the first place? Subterranean ''gnomes''? Where are they going, and what’s the hurry? Why the need to terrorise Earthling pedestrians? | ||
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