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[[Salesmen]] and [[saleswomen|women]] are the great boon and utter bane of every commercial enterprise.  
[[Salesmen]] and [[saleswomen|women]] are the great boon and utter bane of every commercial enterprise; as aggravating yet vital to the organisation’s well-being as the [[clients]] the [[salesperson]] brings<ref>All of whom are [[Platinum client|platinum]], of course.</ref>.


[[Salespeople]] are just as thoroughly aggravating, yet quintessentially vital to the organisation's well-being, as its [[clients]]<ref>All of whom are [[Platinum client|platinum]], of course.</ref>.
[[Salespeople]] function as a fifth column; a proxy for the [[client]] in the interior monologue of a modern investment bank. Which is why they will instinctively parrot that great lie: “[[all our other counterparties have agreed this]].
 
Salespeople are a kind of fifth column - a proxy - they  can and do represent the [[client]] in the interior monologue of a modern investment bank. Which is why they will instinctively parrot that great lie [[all our other counterparties have agreed this]].


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Revision as of 10:17, 27 November 2016

Salesmen and women are the great boon and utter bane of every commercial enterprise; as aggravating yet vital to the organisation’s well-being as the clients the salesperson brings[1].

Salespeople function as a fifth column; a proxy for the client in the interior monologue of a modern investment bank. Which is why they will instinctively parrot that great lie: “all our other counterparties have agreed this”.

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  1. All of whom are platinum, of course.