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The obscure tropical fruit, digestives, ''Ferrero Rocher'', peanut brittle, jelly beans, datesa and so on that lure a man like sirens as Odysseus makes his way from his desk to the printer.
The obscure tropical fruit, digestives, ''Ferrero Rocher'', peanut brittle, jelly beans, dates and so on that lure a man, like sirens did Odysseus, as he makes his way from his desk to the printer.<ref>the man, obviously, not Odysseus. Though the idea of Odysseus struggling to get to the printer, lashing himself to the mast of his boat as he floats by some Turkish delight which has been there for five weeks now, is appealing.  


No-one ever brings Portuguese mince back from his holidays. Or [[celery]]. Then again, there’s plenty of that stuff lying around the legal department anyway.
No-one ever brings [[salted fish]] back from Portugal after his holidays. Or mince, or [[celery]]. Then again, there’s plenty of that stuff lying around the legal department anyway.


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Revision as of 12:08, 8 August 2017

The obscure tropical fruit, digestives, Ferrero Rocher, peanut brittle, jelly beans, dates and so on that lure a man, like sirens did Odysseus, as he makes his way from his desk to the printer.<ref>the man, obviously, not Odysseus. Though the idea of Odysseus struggling to get to the printer, lashing himself to the mast of his boat as he floats by some Turkish delight which has been there for five weeks now, is appealing.

No-one ever brings salted fish back from Portugal after his holidays. Or mince, or celery. Then again, there’s plenty of that stuff lying around the legal department anyway.