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An [[all-hands conference call]] conceived in the inner-most circle of hell. Made immeasurably better if the chairperson kicks it off with a twenty-five-minute-long [[roll call]], and untoppable if she reads a pre-prepared script warning of the dangers of anti-competitive behaviour. | An [[all-hands conference call]] conceived in the inner-most circle of hell. Made immeasurably better if, after the [[period of joinder]], the chairperson kicks it off with a twenty-five-minute-long [[roll call]], and untoppable if {{sex|she}} reads out a pre-prepared script warning of the dangers of anti-competitive behaviour. | ||
Mere seconds after that — as the reverberations of the throat-clearing from the Dutch commercial bank representative dies away —you will hear the refrain, “[[I have to hop]]”. | Mere seconds after that — as the reverberations of the throat-clearing from the Dutch commercial bank representative dies away —you will hear the refrain, “[[I have to hop]]”. | ||
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An all-hands conference call conceived in the inner-most circle of hell. Made immeasurably better if, after the period of joinder, the chairperson kicks it off with a twenty-five-minute-long roll call, and untoppable if she reads out a pre-prepared script warning of the dangers of anti-competitive behaviour.
Mere seconds after that — as the reverberations of the throat-clearing from the Dutch commercial bank representative dies away —you will hear the refrain, “I have to hop”.