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Better known as [[Aotearoa]] (literally ''[[The Land of the Long White Sheeple]]''), [[New Zealand]] is an inoffensive collection of small, mostly temperate islands in the South Pacific notable mostly for its small, temperate population, who only stop being small and temperate when they get onto a rugby field — which they do a lot — or when it comes to creatively murdering each other. | Better known as [[Aotearoa]] (literally ''[[The Land of the Long White Sheeple]]''), [[New Zealand]] is an inoffensive collection of small, mostly temperate islands in the South Pacific notable mostly for its small, temperate population, who only stop being small and temperate when they get onto a rugby field — which they do a lot — or when it comes to creatively murdering each other. | ||
Currency is the [[New Zealand dollar]] — like its namesake the [[kiwi]], also mainly | Currency is the [[New Zealand dollar]] — like its namesake the [[kiwi]] is small, brown and helpless (also mainly temperate), except when it isn’t, and it is dominating the world’s FX markets, usually for all the wrong reasons. | ||
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Revision as of 13:38, 29 May 2019
Better known as Aotearoa (literally The Land of the Long White Sheeple), New Zealand is an inoffensive collection of small, mostly temperate islands in the South Pacific notable mostly for its small, temperate population, who only stop being small and temperate when they get onto a rugby field — which they do a lot — or when it comes to creatively murdering each other.
Currency is the New Zealand dollar — like its namesake the kiwi is small, brown and helpless (also mainly temperate), except when it isn’t, and it is dominating the world’s FX markets, usually for all the wrong reasons.