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{{g}}The continental equivalent of the [[man on the Clapham Omnibus]]; a fictional chap of Calvinist prudence who enjoys backgammon and a weekly tipple and who invests his savings in definitive, bearer [[eurobond]]s.
{{g}}The continental equivalent of the [[man on the Clapham Omnibus]]; a fictional chap of Calvinist prudence who enjoys backgammon and a weekly tipple with his friend, a [[Netting opinion|netting specialist]] from a law firm on Avenue J. F. Kennedy, and who invests his savings in definitive, bearer [[eurobond]]s.


Every quarter, this fellow journeys in his 2CV across the border to {{t|Luxembourg}} whereupon he presents neatly clipped [[coupon]]s to his [[issuer]]’s principal [[paying agent]], collects his interest, takes a cheap flight from ''Aeroport d’Hercule Poirot''  to Malaga and promptly decamps on a two-week coke-fueled bender across the Balearic.
Every quarter, this fellow journeys in his Citroën 2CV across the border to {{t|Luxembourg}}, whereupon he presents neatly clipped [[coupon]]s to his [[issuer]]’s principal [[paying agent]], collects his interest, takes a cheap flight from ''Aeroport d’Hercule Poirot''  to Malaga and promptly decamps on a two-week coke-fueled bender across the Balearic.
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*The [[Man on the Clapham Omnibus]]
*The [[Man on the Clapham Omnibus]]

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The continental equivalent of the man on the Clapham Omnibus; a fictional chap of Calvinist prudence who enjoys backgammon and a weekly tipple with his friend, a netting specialist from a law firm on Avenue J. F. Kennedy, and who invests his savings in definitive, bearer eurobonds.

Every quarter, this fellow journeys in his Citroën 2CV across the border to Luxembourg, whereupon he presents neatly clipped coupons to his issuer’s principal paying agent, collects his interest, takes a cheap flight from Aeroport d’Hercule Poirot to Malaga and promptly decamps on a two-week coke-fueled bender across the Balearic.

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