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ABS “Tax havens! Derivatives! Bearer paper!”
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{{fwmdtt|nickname=ABS|title=Asset-backed securities|tagline=Tax havens! Derivatives! Bearer paper!|documentation=Secured bond issuance or Secured MTN. Compendious and tedious. 8|booklets=Sometimes, if a swap embedded 4|customisability=Aircraft leases, credit card receivables, pop-star back-catalogues, toxic mortgages: The world is your oyster. 5|asset classes=mostly forms of indebtedness or other money claims|amendability=Generally low. Good luck with that Trustee, fellas! 3|transferability=bearer paper right? Good luck with that. Buy ABS, get stuck with it. 1|tenor=Usually tops out at 10-12 years|leverage=Skip down the tranches and just maybe! 4|collateral=Fully funded, backed with those juicy valuable second mortgages on residential property in outer suburbs of Reno? Yum Yum. 4|longevity=Been around since Bowie monetised his Berlin era, and even before. 7|frightometer=Can frighten the bejesus out of those of a nervous disposition. But bark worse than bite. 5}} | {{fwmdtt|imagetype=png|nickname=ABS|title=Asset-backed securities|tagline=Tax havens! Derivatives! Bearer paper!|documentation=Secured bond issuance or Secured MTN. Compendious and tedious. 8|booklets=Sometimes, if a swap embedded 4|customisability=Aircraft leases, credit card receivables, pop-star back-catalogues, toxic mortgages: The world is your oyster. 5|asset classes=mostly forms of indebtedness or other money claims|amendability=Generally low. Good luck with that Trustee, fellas! 3|transferability=bearer paper right? Good luck with that. Buy ABS, get stuck with it. 1|tenor=Usually tops out at 10-12 years|leverage=Skip down the tranches and just maybe! 4|collateral=Fully funded, backed with those juicy valuable second mortgages on residential property in outer suburbs of Reno? Yum Yum. 4|longevity=Been around since Bowie monetised his Berlin era, and even before. 7|frightometer=Can frighten the bejesus out of those of a nervous disposition. But bark worse than bite. 5}} | ||
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| Docs | Secured bond issuance or Secured MTN. Compendious and tedious. 8 | {{{docscore}}} |
| Amendability | Generally low. Good luck with that Trustee, fellas! 3 | {{{amendscore}}} |
| Collateral | Fully funded, backed with those juicy valuable second mortgages on residential property in outer suburbs of Reno? Yum Yum. 4 | {{{collateralscore}}} |
| Transferability | bearer paper right? Good luck with that. Buy ABS, get stuck with it. 1 | {{{transferscore}}} |
| Leverage | Skip down the tranches and just maybe! 4 | {{{leveragescore}}} |
| Fright-o-meter | Can frighten the bejesus out of those of a nervous disposition. But bark worse than bite. 5 | {{{frightscore}}} |