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{{g}}[[Salesmen]] and [[saleswomen|women]] are the great boon and utter bane of every commercial enterprise; as aggravating yet vital to the organisation’s well-being as the [[clients]]<ref>All of whom are [[Platinum client|platinum]], of course.</ref> they bring, lured by the promise of [[leveraged alpha]], hooked on the magnificent mating displays of [[backtesting]].
{{a|people|}}[[Salesmen]] and [[saleswomen|women]] are the great boon and utter bane of every commercial enterprise; as aggravating yet vital to the organisation’s well-being as the [[clients]]<ref>All of whom are [[Platinum client|platinum]], of course.</ref> they bring, lured by the promise of [[leveraged alpha]], hooked on the magnificent mating displays of [[backtesting]].


Once a [[client]] is in the door, [[Salespeople]] function as its proxy in the great interior monologue of a modern investment bank.  
Once a [[client]] is in the door, [[Salespeople]] function as its proxy in the great interior monologue of a modern investment bank.  
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*[[Compliance arbitrage]], something at which all good salespeople are masters.
*[[Compliance arbitrage]], something at which all good salespeople are masters.
*[[Escalation]]
*[[Escalation]]
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Salesmen and women are the great boon and utter bane of every commercial enterprise; as aggravating yet vital to the organisation’s well-being as the clients[1] they bring, lured by the promise of leveraged alpha, hooked on the magnificent mating displays of backtesting.

Once a client is in the door, Salespeople function as its proxy in the great interior monologue of a modern investment bank.

Which is why they will instinctively parrot that great lie: “all our other counterparties have agreed this”.

The collective noun for a group of salespeople is a “bullshit”.

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References

  1. All of whom are platinum, of course.