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This [[global security]], representing all [[medium term note|note]]s issued under that [[ISIN]], is technically the [[instrument]] the [[clearing system]]’s records reflect. On [[execution]] of a bond deal, until relatively recent times, a [[trainee]] would be sent along with the executed [[global note]] to deliver it to the [[common depositary]], a fellow with a green visor, sleeve garters and a permanently malevolent view of humankind, kept in the basement of a building on Queen Victoria Street. He would “authenticate” (counter-sign) it — at which point it would become “live” — and put it in an actual vault where it would gather dust awaiting the time at which holders of the [[securities]] it represented might need to convert it into actual physical notes again. That time would be the [[apocalypse]], so you can expect quite a lot of dust will have collected in the meantime.
This [[global security]], representing all [[medium term note|note]]s issued under that [[ISIN]], is technically the [[instrument]] the [[clearing system]]’s records reflect. On [[execution]] of a bond deal, until relatively recent times, a [[trainee]] would be sent along with the executed [[global note]] to deliver it to the [[common depositary]], a fellow with a green visor, sleeve garters and a permanently malevolent view of humankind, kept in the basement of a building on Queen Victoria Street. He would “authenticate” (counter-sign) it — at which point it would become “live” — and put it in an actual vault where it would gather dust awaiting the time at which holders of the [[securities]] it represented might need to convert it into actual physical notes again. That time would be the [[apocalypse]], so you can expect quite a lot of dust will have collected in the meantime.


And it is a detail whose legal significance, in practice, will never affect any practising lawyer, unless the [[common depositary]]’s vault is hit by a tactical missile or something, and in that case, even [[Legal eagles|practising lawyers]] will have plenty else to be worrying about — like packing rifles, tins of spam and so on into a pickup and heading for the hills — so, if they know what is good for them, won’t be consulting your old internet chum at that point to figure out what to do with that stupid [[global note]].
And it is a detail whose legal significance, in practice, will never affect any practising lawyer — or not until the [[common depositary]]’s vault has hit by a tactical nuclear missile or something and in that case, even [[Legal eagles|practising lawyers]] will have plenty ''else'' to be worrying about — like packing rifles, tins of spam and so on and heading into the hills — so, if they know what is good for them, they won’t be consulting your old internet chum even at that point to figure out what to do with that stupid [[global note]].

Revision as of 19:39, 27 April 2020

In these modern, dematerialised times, the securities in a clearing system — that is, pretty much all securities — exist only as entries in a ledger maintained by the clearing system. The individual securities might not be security-printed, physical things any more, but their origins as such lives on in the “global security”, which is a printed physical thing, on actual paper — usually run off on a word-processor, not security-printed though — which is signed and given to a depositary to hold on the clearing system’s behalf (or on behalf of several clearing systems, in which case it is a “common depositary”).

This global security, representing all notes issued under that ISIN, is technically the instrument the clearing system’s records reflect. On execution of a bond deal, until relatively recent times, a trainee would be sent along with the executed global note to deliver it to the common depositary, a fellow with a green visor, sleeve garters and a permanently malevolent view of humankind, kept in the basement of a building on Queen Victoria Street. He would “authenticate” (counter-sign) it — at which point it would become “live” — and put it in an actual vault where it would gather dust awaiting the time at which holders of the securities it represented might need to convert it into actual physical notes again. That time would be the apocalypse, so you can expect quite a lot of dust will have collected in the meantime.

And it is a detail whose legal significance, in practice, will never affect any practising lawyer — or not until the common depositary’s vault has hit by a tactical nuclear missile or something — and in that case, even practising lawyers will have plenty else to be worrying about — like packing rifles, tins of spam and so on and heading into the hills — so, if they know what is good for them, they won’t be consulting your old internet chum even at that point to figure out what to do with that stupid global note.