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[[File:New Hampshire.jpg|450px|thumb|center|With scenery like this is it any wonder New Hampshireans have trouble concentrating on prospectuses]] | [[File:New Hampshire.jpg|450px|thumb|center|With scenery like this is it any wonder New Hampshireans have trouble concentrating on prospectuses?]] | ||
}}An untutored foreigner, glancing at a few prospectuses, might be forgiven for concluding there is something wrong with the average resident of New Hampshire, for it seems they are uncommonly in need of being shouted at, at least whenever they come into contemplation in the course of a securities offering. | }}An untutored foreigner, glancing at a few prospectuses, might be forgiven for concluding there is something wrong with the average resident of New Hampshire, for it seems they are uncommonly in need of being shouted at, at least whenever they come into contemplation in the course of a securities offering. | ||
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:'''''Listen up people of New Hampshire''': This document may contain errors and it may not give the whole picture. Even if it’s been filed here, New Hampshire authorities have not approved or recommended it, or anyone connected with it and anyone who says they have is a liar and is going to be in trouble if we find out.'' | :'''''Listen up people of New Hampshire''': This document may contain errors and it may not give the whole picture. Even if it’s been filed here, New Hampshire authorities have not approved or recommended it, or anyone connected with it and anyone who says they have is a liar and is going to be in trouble if we find out.'' | ||
This means we have read it more carefully that the learned counsel advising the US Nuclear Corp on their prospectus: | |||
[[File:New Hampshire typo.jpg|550px|thumb|right|Not [[conspicuous]] enough for the proof-readers, apparently.]] | |||
A correspondent writes to venture that perhaps the good people of New Hampshire just ''like'' shouting. | |||
In our experience the average American is at least fond of the sound of his own voice, so we cannot rule this out. Our correspondent tells us he spent a happy summer at a New Hampshire summer camp on the shores of the beautiful Lake Winnipesaukee being shouted at by all and sundry. | |||
Winnipesaukee sounds a bit like a typo, doesn't it. Or where they filmed the Canadian version of Happy Days? | |||
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*[[Conspicuous]] language and the [[Uniform Commercial Code]] | *[[Conspicuous]] language and the [[Uniform Commercial Code]] | ||
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