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{{g}}Plausible deniability.
{{g}}Plausible deniability.


A [[lawyer]]’s “scare quotes” that says, we didn’t have this conversation, and if you claim that we did, I will deny all knowledge. Knowing looks, and an expression which says “haven’t ''I'' been clever”. It may be followed hard on its heels, by a vigorous bout of [[deem]]ing.
A [[lawyer]]’s “scare quotes” that says, “we didn’t have this conversation, and if you claim that we did, I will deny all knowledge. But as we both know, we ''did''. But, as far as the boss is concerned, I didn’t say that.”
“Say what?”
A tap on the nose, a knowing look, and a wise expression which, ''exactly''. “Haven’t ''we'' been clever”.  
 
[[Hypothetical]]s, which are from the “[[equivalent]]” bank of the River Pedantry may be followed, hard on their heels, by a vigorous bout of [[deem]]ing.


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{{sa}}
*[[Deem]]
*The [[reasonable man]] (or, for that matter, [[Reasonable woman|woman]])
*The [[reasonable man]] (or, for that matter, [[Reasonable woman|woman]])
*{{sex|Sexy}} language. Sorry, I mean sex''ist'' language.
*{{sex|Sexy}} language. Sorry, I mean sex''ist'' language.
{{draft}}
{{draft}}
{{egg}}
{{egg}}

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Plausible deniability.

A lawyer’s “scare quotes” that says, “we didn’t have this conversation, and if you claim that we did, I will deny all knowledge. But as we both know, we did. But, as far as the boss is concerned, I didn’t say that.” “Say what?” A tap on the nose, a knowing look, and a wise expression which, exactly. “Haven’t we been clever”.

Hypotheticals, which are from the “equivalent” bank of the River Pedantry may be followed, hard on their heels, by a vigorous bout of deeming.

See also