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{{fwmdtt|imagetype=png|nickname=CDO Squared|title=CDO Squared|tagline=Strap on the asbestos, lads, we’re going in.|documentation=Bond [[indenture|indentures]], [[red herring]]s, [[10b-5 opinion]]s, the works!|booklets=[[2003 ISDA Credit Derivatives Definitions]]|customisability=Pretty standard, all told. It’s all in the reference portfolio. 5|asset classes=Underliers: senior debt. Notes themselves: TOXIC WASTE MAN 11|amendability=Nope. Once you bought it, you are stuck with it.|transferability=Theoretically high. Practically nil. No-one wants your toxic waste, senator.|tenor=5-13 years. Sticky. 8|leverage=All the leverage you could want, and more. Especially in the junior tranches. 8|collateral=Yeah, good luck on that, friend. Your collateral is shonky [[CDO]] issues the [[manager]] couldn’t get out of the warehouse. And you just wrote a [[put]] on them.|longevity=Burned like a bright star, and then - went supernova, just like one.|frightometer=11}}
{{fwmdtt|imagetype=png|nickname=CDO squared|title=CDO Squared|tagline=Strap on the asbestos, lads, we’re going in.|documentation=Bond [[indenture|indentures]], [[red herring]]s, [[10b-5 opinion]]s, the works!|booklets=[[2003 ISDA Credit Derivatives Definitions]]|customisability=Pretty standard, all told. It’s all in the reference portfolio. 5|asset classes=Underliers: senior debt. Notes themselves: TOXIC WASTE MAN 11|amendability=Nope. Once you bought it, you are stuck with it.|transferability=Theoretically high. Practically nil. No-one wants your toxic waste, senator.|tenor=5-13 years. Sticky. 8|leverage=All the leverage you could want, and more. Especially in the junior tranches. 8|collateral=Yeah, good luck on that, friend. Your collateral is shonky [[CDO]] issues the [[manager]] couldn’t get out of the warehouse. And you just wrote a [[put]] on them.|longevity=Burned like a bright star, and then - went supernova, just like one.|frightometer=11}}

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CDO squared


Strap on the asbestos, lads, we’re going in.


Docs Bond indentures, red herrings, 10b-5 opinions, the works! {{{docscore}}}
Amendability Nope. Once you bought it, you are stuck with it. {{{amendscore}}}
Collateral Yeah, good luck on that, friend. Your collateral is shonky CDO issues the manager couldn’t get out of the warehouse. And you just wrote a put on them. {{{collateralscore}}}
Transferability Theoretically high. Practically nil. No-one wants your toxic waste, senator. {{{transferscore}}}
Leverage All the leverage you could want, and more. Especially in the junior tranches. 8 {{{leveragescore}}}
Fright-o-meter 11 {{{frightscore}}}