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| tagline= Strap on the asbestos, lads, we’re going in.
| tagline= Strap on the asbestos, lads, we’re going in.
| documentation= [[Indenture|indentures]], [[red herring]]s, [[10b-5]]s, the works! | docscore=10
| documentation= [[Indenture|indentures]], [[red herring]]s, [[10b-5]]s, the works! | docscore=10
| amendability= Zilch. Oh, the [[trustee]] might agree amendments ''for'' you, you say? HAHAHAHAHA =10
| amendability= Zilch. Oh, the [[trustee]] might agree amendments ''for'' you, you say? HAHAHAHAHA |amendscore=10
| collateral=Shonky [[CDO]]s the [[manager]] couldn’t get out of the warehouse. ''And you just wrote a [[put]] on them''. | collateralscore = 8
| collateral=Shonky [[CDO]]s the [[manager]] couldn’t get out of the warehouse. ''And you just wrote a [[put]] on them''. | collateralscore = 8
| transferability= Theoretically high. Practically nil. No-one wants your toxic waste, senator. | transferscore = 6
| transferability= Theoretically high. Practically nil. No-one wants your toxic waste, senator. | transferscore = 6

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CDO squared


Strap on the asbestos, lads, we’re going in.


Docs indentures, red herrings, 10b-5s, the works! 10
Amendability Zilch. Oh, the trustee might agree amendments for you, you say? HAHAHAHAHA 10
Collateral Shonky CDOs the manager couldn’t get out of the warehouse. And you just wrote a put on them. 8
Transferability Theoretically high. Practically nil. No-one wants your toxic waste, senator. 6
Leverage All the leverage you could want, and more. Especially in the junior tranches. 8
Fright-o-meter All-out superpower confrontation. Straight-up toxic waste 11