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{{people}}Beyond even the [[ISDA ninja]], the [[tax ninja]] or the [[Stock loan ninja][ the [[red-herring ninja]] is the purest form of [[inhouse counsel]], he has worked for your DCM team since 1995 and is sole ability — and hell, it has served him well — is to correct the typography and punctuation of his employer’s legal name — ''“comma London Branch” and not “acting through its London Branch”'' — wherever he finds it on the [[football team]] of his deal prospectuses. Corporate rebrandings and regulatory [[Merger Event - Equity Derivatives Provision|merger]]s — [[Brexit means Brexit]], redux —  can be life-defining moments for such a fellow.
{{a|people|}}Beyond even the [[ISDA ninja]], the [[tax ninja]] or the [[Stock loan ninja][ the [[red-herring ninja]] is the purest form of [[inhouse counsel]], he has worked for your DCM team since 1995 and is sole ability — and hell, it has served him well — is to hover around the [[Biggs threshold]] of minimal legal significance, bad-temperedly correcting the typography and punctuation of his employer’s legal name — ''“comma London Branch” and not “acting through its London Branch”'' — wherever he finds it on the [[football team]] of his deal prospectuses.  
 
Corporate rebrandings and regulatory [[Merger Event - Equity Derivatives Provision|merger]]s — [[Brexit means Brexit]], redux —  can be life-defining moments for such a fellow.


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Beyond even the ISDA ninja, the tax ninja or the [[Stock loan ninja][ the red-herring ninja is the purest form of inhouse counsel, he has worked for your DCM team since 1995 and is sole ability — and hell, it has served him well — is to hover around the Biggs threshold of minimal legal significance, bad-temperedly correcting the typography and punctuation of his employer’s legal name — “comma London Branch” and not “acting through its London Branch” — wherever he finds it on the football team of his deal prospectuses.

Corporate rebrandings and regulatory mergersBrexit means Brexit, redux — can be life-defining moments for such a fellow.

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