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{{g}}We would like to know the critical path of the [[law firm]] [[client alert]]. We know that no-one actually reads them — ''surely'' no one reads more than one, right? — but yet they defy the tooth and claw of red nature, and not only survive, but flourish. We suppose there must be armies of [[trainee]]s tethered to a monstrous wheel, cranking these things out night and day, and this must cost ''something'' — a ''lot'' of somethings, if Roll On Friday is anywhere near accurate about starting salaries — and they must fulfil ''some'' evolutionary purpose, though our latest theory is that, like a peacock’s tail — a heavy, useless flamboyant impediment that gets in the way if a predator is around; that is some kind of snub to the nose of [[natural selection]] a some kind of [[sexual selection]] device. | {{g}}We would like to know the critical path of the [[law firm]] [[client alert]]. We know that no-one actually reads them — ''surely'' no one reads more than one, right? — but yet they defy the tooth and claw of red nature, and not only survive, but flourish. We suppose there must be armies of [[trainee]]s tethered to a monstrous wheel, cranking these things out night and day — [[EMIR]] refit news; Senior Manager Regime enforcement updates, [[COVID-19]] contingency planning tips for [[Litigator|litigators]] — and this must cost ''something'' — a ''lot'' of somethings, if ''Roll On Friday'' is anywhere near accurate about starting salaries — and they must fulfil ''some'' evolutionary purpose, though our latest theory is that, like a peacock’s tail — a heavy, useless flamboyant impediment that gets in the way if a predator is around; that is some kind of snub to the nose of [[natural selection]] a some kind of [[sexual selection]] device. | ||
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We would like to know the critical path of the law firm client alert. We know that no-one actually reads them — surely no one reads more than one, right? — but yet they defy the tooth and claw of red nature, and not only survive, but flourish. We suppose there must be armies of trainees tethered to a monstrous wheel, cranking these things out night and day — EMIR refit news; Senior Manager Regime enforcement updates, COVID-19 contingency planning tips for litigators — and this must cost something — a lot of somethings, if Roll On Friday is anywhere near accurate about starting salaries — and they must fulfil some evolutionary purpose, though our latest theory is that, like a peacock’s tail — a heavy, useless flamboyant impediment that gets in the way if a predator is around; that is some kind of snub to the nose of natural selection a some kind of sexual selection device.
Can anyone enlighten us?