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{{songbook|}}Someone call the media <br>
{{songbook|}}''For a friend''
 
Someone call the media <br>
There’s been a mistake <br>
There’s been a mistake <br>
It's not the kind of headline <br>
It’s not the kind of headline <br>
That he would ever make <br>
That he would ever make <br>
It’s not the kind of story <br>
It’s not the kind of story <br>
We want in our feed <br>
We want in our feed <br>
That’s not that kind of paper <br>
That’s not that kind of paper <br>
That any of us read. <br>
Any of us read. <br>


Someone tell the embassy <br>
Someone tell the embassy <br>
To get the story straight <br>
To get their story straight <br>
To update the advisory <br>
To update the advisory <br>
Before it gets too late <br>
Before it’s too late <br>
If this ugliness should crystallise <br>
If this ugliness should crystallise <br>
In a billion tonnes of snow <br>
In a billion tonnes of snow <br>
If the confusion isn't clarified <br>
If the confusion isn’t clarified <br>
We’ll never make it go<br>
We’ll never make it go.<br>

Revision as of 16:23, 6 April 2022

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For a friend

Someone call the media
There’s been a mistake
It’s not the kind of headline
That he would ever make
It’s not the kind of story
We want in our feed
That’s not that kind of paper
Any of us read.

Someone tell the embassy
To get their story straight
To update the advisory
Before it’s too late
If this ugliness should crystallise
In a billion tonnes of snow
If the confusion isn’t clarified
We’ll never make it go.