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From: Postmaster postmaster@wickliffe-hampton.com
Sent: 04 October 2021 16:10
To: Dan Grade Dan.Grade@wickliffe-hampton.com
Subject: [Postmaster] Content Alert Notification

This is a content alert notification message.
The message indicated below matches content alert policies set by the system administrator(s).

Message information:

Sender: Kaylene.Trengle@gmail.com
Intended Recipient: Dan.Grade@wickliffe-hampton.com
Message Subject: Contract execution
Message Date: Mon, 4 Oct 2021 16:09:56 +0100
Message Status: The message has been placed on HOLD with action required.

Content Policies Triggered: Policy (Profanity Content Filtering)

Found term [“shit”] in BODY_TEXT, score is 1

Number of hits for this term: 1
Matched text: shit

Found term [“shit”] in BODY_HTML, score is 1

Number of hits for this term: 1
Matched text: shit

Found term [\ss\s?h\s?i\s?t\s] in BODY_TEXT, score is 1

Number of hits for this term: 1
Matched text: shit

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Literally, you cannot make this shit up. The captioned message came back from a message which, confessedly, did contain the word “shit”. No objections, I guess — prudes gonna be prudes — and what good would the machines of loving grace be if they couldn’t supercharge corporate primness — but how that end is achieved by stripping out all the clean words, binning them, and telegraphing only the profane one, repeatedly, at the recipient achieves that end we can can only speculate.