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SCENE I. Venice. A street.

Enter Complicatio, Regolamento and Inclusivia, trailed by the Queens’ fool Nuncle.

Complicatio: In sooth, I know not why it is so hard:
These cursed rules confront our peaceable comportment.
But wherefore did our meddling legislators promulgate such wordsome bluster?
Nuncle: We can only wonder.
Complicatio: What manner of man comprehends this spidery realm?
“Shall be obligated to effect this”, “in the event of that ”
“and, as the case may without limitation be, or the other” —
What lacks from “must” and “if” and “or” I am yet to learn.
Regolamento: Let salving such bewilderment be my Earthly quest.
Pray, friend: toss your troubled load upon my empty lot
Whereupon shall I guide that weight —
Nuncle: — and clip thy shabby ticket as you go —
Regolamento: — o’er this sea of angry incongruity.
Aye, these are beastly rules, beset with bastard expectations
Which o’erpeer the machinations of thy scattered petty staff.
Let handling this be Complicatio’s meat and drink.
Nuncle: And drink deep thy countless charges will,
In obedient curtsy to this web of wonkish recipe.
Inclusivia: Slavish compliance would all be good and well.
Dad not the predatory fleets of contrary commerce moored their ships
In easy pelting distance to our present comfy realm.
Complicatio: How now? Who goes there? Which boats?
Mean you not the mealy money peddlers of Luxembourg and France?
Fie upon thy windy malconfidence! We shall have their lunch-adoring breeches.
Inclusivia: The lowmen, aye, and fiercer foes who eye our patch:
New worldsmen from across th’Atlantic ditch draw ever on:
The massed wizards of the tigerish Eastern lands
o’er whom short years ago our government had colonial dominion
Form up their aquatic configurations. Nuncle: They learned our tricks and ate our lunch.