Hypothetical

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Plausible deniability.

A lawyer’s “scare quotes” that says, “we didn’t have this conversation, and if you claim that we did, I will deny all knowledge. But as we both know, we did. But, as far as the boss is concerned, I didn’t say that.” “Say what?” A tap on the nose, a knowing look, and a wise expression which, exactly. “Haven’t we been clever”.

Hypotheticals, which are from the “equivalent” bank of the River Pedantry may be followed, hard on their heels, by a vigorous bout of deeming.

See also

• Deem
• The reasonable man (or, for that matter, woman)
• Sexy language. Sorry, I mean sexist language.