Exasperated Kermit face

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There will be times — many, many times — when you will feel like this.

Take comfort — cold, wet, clammy, froglike comfort, to be sure, but a kind of comfort all the same — from the knowledge that you are not alone.

It’s not easy being green.

See also

• The frog and the scorpion