Cryptobabble

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Cryptobabble /krɪptəʊˈbæbl/ (n.)

Contemporary madness among a mewling virtual crowd, cryptobabble is like yogababble, only for those who “hold on for dear life” while disdaining “right clickers”, in the mistaken apprehension that, because this time is different, “we’re gonna make it”.

See also

• Blockchain
• distributed ledger technology
• This time is different
• NFT
• Yogababble