Singulars and plurals

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To what end the forensic remark “All references to the singular shall include the plural, and vice versa”?

ask yourself this: Can you imagine your learned counsel, Sir Jerrold Baxter Morley, Q.C. standing up in court and learnedly submitted, to Cocklecarrot MR:

Sir Jerrold: M’Lud, the defendant acknowledges that it was obliged to comply with the plaintiff’s procedures — it says exactly that in clause 93.5(c)(iii)(G) of the indenture, it cannot be denied — but the vital point is this: the plaintiff only had one procedure. Its operations manager, Mr Strumpet, conceded as much in cross examination this morning. So my respectful submission, M'Lud, is that nowhere in this contract — nowhere — does it require the defendant to comply with a single procedure. And for this authority I respectfully submit —” here Sir Jerrold looks about wildly at his junior, Master Contrario, who looks back at him blankly. “— ah, as authority for this well established principle of English, ah, law —” here Sir Jerrold discreetly but violently jams the heel of his brogue into his junior’s shin.

Master Contrario (in abject agony): AAAARGH! (collapses in a dead-faint on the courtroom floor.)

Sir Jerrold: Well, M’Lud I am obliged this is most unusual, but it appears my learned friend is in some difficulty and I would pray an adjournment while —

Cocklecarrot MR: While the ground swallows you up, Sir Jerrold?