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ABS


Tax havens! Derivatives! Bearer paper!.


Docs Secured MTN. Heavy, but dreary. 7
Amendability Fat chance. If you don’t like it, sell it. But ... good luck on that one. 0
Collateral Fully funded, backed with those juicy valuable second mortgages on residential property in outer suburbs of Reno? Yum Yum.. 7
Transferability bearer paper right? Good luck with that. Buy ABS, get stuck with it. 7
Leverage Usually not, but skip down the tranches and just maybe! 4
Fright-o-meter Can frighten the bejesus out of those of a nervous disposition. But bark worse than bite. 5