Velvet cushion

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So hush, little baby, don’t you cry —

You know your daddy’s bound to die
And all my trials, Lord,
Will soon be over.

—Mickey Newbury, An American Trilogy
Office anthropology™


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Just as everyone has a silver bullet, so too does everyone have an embroidered velvet cushion with a revolver on it.

For many this is a deep terror — it must be, seeing how many people doggedly remain employed in the financial services industry for many years longer than common sense would allow[1] — but even the most fearful there is a tinge of relief, release, and hope: that there might be a better place, a better way, or even just that this

The worst case is when your silver bullet is the weone who brings you the cushion.

Go quietly

  1. And yes, the Jolly Contrarian squarely falls into that category.