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Top Trumps®Financial Weapons of Mass Destruction®
ABS
“Tax havens! Derivatives! Bearer paper!”
Docs |
Secured MTN. Heavy, but dreary. |
7
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Amendability |
Fat chance. If you don’t like it, ummm — well, what did you buy it for? |
0
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Collateral |
Fully funded, backed with juicy second mortgages on residential homes in suburban Reno? Yum Yum. |
7
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Transferability |
Bearer paper right? Good luck with that. Buy ABS, get stuck with it. |
7
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Leverage |
Usually not, but skip down the tranches and just maybe! |
4
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Fright-o-meter |
Can frighten the bejesus out of those of a nervous disposition. But bark worse than bite. |
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