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The Jolly Contrarian’s Songbook™

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Peotry is sissy stuff that rhymes. Weedy people say la and fie and swoon when they see a bunch of daffodils.
Also quite frankly
What use will that be to me in the new atomic age?
Occasionally english masters will chide me for this point of view o molesworth one you must learn the value of spiritual things until i spray them with 200 rounds from my bakterial gun. i then plant the british flag in the masters inkwell and declare a whole holiday for the skool. boo to shakespeare.
nigel molesworth, the curse of st custards, as reported by Geoffrey Willans in DOWN WITH SKOOL!