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{{people}}If everyone knows [[CEO|him]] — it will always be a him— by his [[Christian name]]; especially the familiar version, he is a man not to be trifled with, until that day he is denounced as an associate of [[Goldstein]]<ref>To be clear, for [[passive aggressive]] types: this is simply a reference to {{author|George Orwell}}’s {{br|Nineteen Eighty-Four}}</ref>.
{{a|people|}}If everyone knows [[CEO|him]] — it will always be a him— by his [[Christian name]]; especially the familiar version, he is a man not to be trifled with, until that day he is denounced as an associate of [[Goldstein]]<ref>To be clear, for [[passive aggressive]] types: this is simply a reference to {{author|George Orwell}}’s {{br|Nineteen Eighty-Four}}</ref>.
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*[[Chip]]: The [[General Counsel]]
*[[Chip]]: The [[General Counsel]]
*[[Chuck]]: Was a [[CEO]], until he drew an inappropriate analogy between running an investment bank and disco dancing
*[[Chuck]]: Was a [[CEO]], until he drew an inappropriate analogy between running an investment bank and disco dancing
*[[Lloyd]]: Was a [[CEO]] and stayed one, getting to retire on his own terms, even though he drew an inappropriate analogy between running an investment bank and being Jesus.
*[[Lloyd]]: Was a [[CEO]] and stayed one, getting to retire on his own terms, even though he drew an inappropriate analogy between running an investment bank and being Jesus.
*[[Goldstein]]: He’s been the [[CFO]] or the [[COO]] for like ever, man, and everyone knows he's the next {{sex|guy}} for the top job until BOOM one day he’s ''goneski''., turning up in a sleepy second tier firm, trying to turn it into Goldman, and in the process blowing it up.
*[[Goldstein]]: He’s been the [[CFO]] or the [[COO]] for like ever, man, and everyone knows he’s the next {{sex|guy}} for the top job until BOOM one day he’s ''goneski'', turning up in a sleepy second tier firm, trying to turn it into Goldman, and in the process blowing it up.
 


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If everyone knows him — it will always be a him— by his Christian name; especially the familiar version, he is a man not to be trifled with, until that day he is denounced as an associate of Goldstein[1].

See also

  • Chip: The General Counsel
  • Chuck: Was a CEO, until he drew an inappropriate analogy between running an investment bank and disco dancing
  • Lloyd: Was a CEO and stayed one, getting to retire on his own terms, even though he drew an inappropriate analogy between running an investment bank and being Jesus.
  • Goldstein: He’s been the CFO or the COO for like ever, man, and everyone knows he’s the next guy for the top job until BOOM one day he’s goneski, turning up in a sleepy second tier firm, trying to turn it into Goldman, and in the process blowing it up.

References

  1. To be clear, for passive aggressive types: this is simply a reference to George Orwell’s Nineteen Eighty-Four