Myths and legends of the market
The JC’s guide to the foundational mythology of the markets.™
Top Trumps®Financial Weapons of Mass Destruction®
Emissions Allowance
“Wanna stop frying the planet? Start here. Will it help? Who knows? The forward curve is in contango: who cares!”
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Take your pick: IETA, ISDA or even EFET: none of them good. But at least you have flexibility in mediocrity |
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Amendability |
Nope. The EU can amend them, but you can’t. |
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Collateral |
They aren’t anyone’s obligations as such. In fact, they’re more like a sort of unofficial, made up, (hush) crypto. No credit risk! |
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Transferability |
With an account at the Union Registry, sure! |
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Leverage |
Not unless you do a CEmO, and we just made that up. |
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Fright-o-meter |
Not directly scary as long as there is an EU with Greta Thundberg in it, but global warming is going to lead to Armageddon so, you know, indirectly. |
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Collateralised Emissions Obligation, an apocryphal transaction type that did not, but had it existed, surely would have, precipitated a global financial crisis, as carbon traders, hopped-up on absurd amounts of synthetic alpha blew up not just the financial markets but the entgire ecosystem with their leveraged bets on greenhouse gas regulations.