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{{a|g|[[File:eagle over grand canyon.jpg|450px|thumb|center|A [[legal eagle]] soars over the magnificent legacy of the River Pedantry, yesterday.]] | {{a|g|[[File:eagle over grand canyon.jpg|450px|thumb|center|A [[legal eagle]] soars over the magnificent legacy of the River Pedantry, yesterday.]] | ||
}}To [[deem]] is the anti-[[Bob Cunis|Cunis]]; it is to treat one thing ''as'' the other. It enfolds all a [[legal eagle]]’s intents and every one of her purposes. | }}To [[deem]] is the anti-[[Bob Cunis|Cunis]]; it is to treat the one thing ''as'' the other. It enfolds all a [[legal eagle]]’s intents and every one of her purposes. | ||
It is of a piece with the [[equivalence]] we crave when, under a [[stock loan]], we return an asset that ''is'', but simultaneously ''is not'', the one we borrowed. | It is of a piece with the [[equivalence]] we crave when, under a [[stock loan]], we return an asset that ''is'', but simultaneously ''is not'', the one we borrowed. | ||
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Revision as of 16:46, 20 July 2020
 A legal eagle soars over the magnificent legacy of the River Pedantry, yesterday.
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To deem is the anti-Cunis; it is to treat the one thing as the other. It enfolds all a legal eagle’s intents and every one of her purposes.
It is of a piece with the equivalence we crave when, under a stock loan, we return an asset that is, but simultaneously is not, the one we borrowed.
It is the means by which we get comfortable saying the eurobond we hold, being of the same type and class, and forming part of the same series as but, all the same, ontologically, distinct from, the one we have in mind is, nonetheless, “the same”. We “deem” it to be so.
We apply the same sort of Heath Robinson logic to a liability we say is in “an amount equal to the amount borrowed” — as if what you pay back is, in some ineffable way, different from what you borrowed.[1]
These apocalyptic horsemen line up on the ridge and gaze across the ontological chasm. Lined up and marshaled against them are all those that amend, supplement or modify. Deep in the abyss below flows the monstrous River Pedantry whose tedial silted washings have, over millennia, carved out this canyon leaving as their legacy these magnificent craggy edifices of legal idiom.
For where to “amend” is to assert the identity — the continuing legal existence, even — of a unitary something that is in a way changed over a period of time, to “deem” is to assert the momentary non-identity of something that, in every legally material way, has not. It is to take Theseus’ ship to a whole other realm of ontological redundancy.
Why do we legal eagles talk in such convoluted ways? Because it was ever so. So much water has passed before us that it has become not how we speak but how we think. These are our gods and monsters. This is the fabric from which our legal world is woven. This essential subjunctivity; this fixation with a hypothetical state of being one would be in were it not for the inconvenient state one actually is in, is foundational to the legal eagle’s torturous psyche.
The noun form of deem; the act of deeming something, is “demption”.
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- ↑ This seems intuitively right, but (on the JC’s idiosyncratic theory of the game, at least) isn’t: you can’t own money, it is its own, inviolate, untarnishable thing — it can only be held, never possessed. Money is but a spirit in a material world, its transfer, in itself, leaves no physical trace but, by its gravity, it curves our legal space-time continuum into something we call indebtedness.