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named after Didier Drogba, one who on the merest suggestion of a contact, however benign, will go down like the proverbial sack of shit, if need by conducting a swan dive to cover the metres required to land squarely in the [[penalty box]].
One who on the merest suggestion of a contact, however benign, will go down like the proverbial sack of shit, if need be executing a magnificent swan dive — an act of personal exertion far more ambitious than the [[employee]] would ever attempt in performance of {{sex|her}} ordinary duties, to cover the ground required to land squarely in the [[penalty box]].
 
Divers - in their ordinary roles typically indolent, obtuse people, will surprise everyone with the degree of commitment and ingenuity they show when pursuing their allegations of [[discrimination]], [[constructive dismissal]], or when applying for [[flexible working]].


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Revision as of 11:08, 27 April 2017

One who on the merest suggestion of a contact, however benign, will go down like the proverbial sack of shit, if need be executing a magnificent swan dive — an act of personal exertion far more ambitious than the employee would ever attempt in performance of her ordinary duties, to cover the ground required to land squarely in the penalty box.

Divers - in their ordinary roles typically indolent, obtuse people, will surprise everyone with the degree of commitment and ingenuity they show when pursuing their allegations of discrimination, constructive dismissal, or when applying for flexible working. Template:Staff