Financial service

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Financial service /fɪˈnanʃ(ə)l ˈsəːvɪs/ (n.)
An activity whereby a bunch of mediocre people pass other people’s money back and forth between them, and keep some of it.

See also

• The ultimate client
• Banks
• Most of this wiki, to be honest.