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On why it behoves you to be a good egg.
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[[File:Fifteenth Anniversary (Fabergé egg).jpg|450px|thumb|center|A jolly [[good egg]], Yesterday]]
}}{{Maxim|Bonum ovum esse}}, or why it behoves you to be a good {{t|egg}}.


Those who cherish the feel of {{tag|flannel}} close to the skin will take comfort in expressions like “[[all or substantially all]]”; “[[in whole or in part]]”, “[[one or more]]”; “[[unless otherwise agreed]]” . These expressions betray a fear that a judicial officer reading one’s prose will take a perversely literal view of it: that a court will construe your words deliberately to upset you; as the {{tag|Latin}}s say, “[[contra proferentem]]”.  
[[Mediocre lawyer|Those]] who cherish the feel of {{tag|flannel}} close to their skin will take comfort in expressions like “[[all or substantially all]]”; “[[in whole or in part]]”, “[[one or more]]”; “[[unless otherwise agreed]]” . These expressions betray the fear that a judge reading your prose will take a perversely literal view, and construe your words deliberately to upset you; as the {{tag|Latin}}s say, “[[contra proferentem]]”.  


But the law of the land is not there to frustrate your honest commercial intentions.
But the law of the land is not there to frustrate honest commercial intentions. A court will only do that if a contracting merchant’s intentions are base (as, to be sure, many will be if the opportunity arises: Adam Smith had some choice things to say about that).  A fellow who exploits {{sex|his}} counterparty’s vulnerability or patent misapprehension can expect to find the awesome creative weight of the common law – [[estoppel]], [[constructive trust]]; [[money had and received]], ''[[assumpsit]]'' – incanted against him. Expect him to have a fully weaponised [[litigation department]].  


But a court will only do that if one’s intentions were otherwise (as, to be sure, many a merchant’s will be if the opportunity arises to tilt the tables in his favour - Adam Smith had some choice things to say about that).  If you exploit a counterparty’s vulnerability or patent misapprehension, expect to find the awesome creative weight of the common law – [[estoppel]], [[constructive trust]]; [[money had and received]], ''[[assumpsit]]''  – incanted against you.  
If that’s your caper, don’t expect words on paper, however exquisitely turned, to help you.


But as long as you don’t – if you act [[in good faith and a commercially reasonable manner]] and your client loves his neighbour as he loves himself; does unto others what he would have done unto him neither you nor he should fear a wantonly literal construction.
But if it ''isn’t'' – if you act in [[good faith]], [[commercially reasonable manner|reasonably]], loving your [[neighbour]] as you love yourself; doing unto others only what you would have them do to you – you have little to fear from a literal construction. The common law is your friend.


If that ''is'' your caper, don’t expect words on paper, however exquisitely turned, to help you.
The {{tag|Latin}} maxim – ''[[anus matronae parvae malas leges faciunt]]'' (“little old ladies make bad law”), even though I made it up, may be the final, deepest foundation of the law of [[equity]]. It has a converse expression, also home made and converted into {{tag|Latin}} to make it sound plausible: ''[[noli mentula esse]]'': ''don’t be a penis''. Be clear about what you want, [[be a good egg]] and you have little to fear from her majesty’s judiciary. ''[[Bonum ovum esse]]'', you know?
 
There is a (home made, admittedly) {{tag|Latin}} maxim – ''[[Anus matronae parvae malas leges faciunt|anus matronae parvae malas leges faciunt]]'' (“little old ladies make bad law”) which, even though I made it up, may be the final, deepest foundation of the law of [[equity]]. It has a converse expression, also home made and converted into {{tag|Latin}} to make it sound plausible: [[non mentula esse]]: don’t be a dick. Be clear about what you want, and be a good egg, and you have little to fear from her majesties judiciary. [[Bonum ovum esse]], you know?


It is true that [[common law]] formulated in the service of [[wronged spinsters]] presents later courts who are bound by it with hefty intellectual challenges, but no self respecting judge shies away from those – they’re what {{sex|she}} took the oath for in the first place.  
It is true that [[common law]] formulated in the service of [[wronged spinsters]] presents later courts who are bound by it with hefty intellectual challenges, but no self respecting judge shies away from those – they’re what {{sex|she}} took the oath for in the first place.  


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===See also===
* [[commercially reasonable manner]]
* [[commercially reasonable manner]]

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