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{{g}}The JC’s apocryphal  [[hedge fund]]. Look, if you are a [[hedge fund]] manager and you have just been unimaginative enough to name your firm [[Hackthorn Capital Partners]] and you are mad I’m making fun of it and, by extension, you then (a) that’s your stiff tittie for being so unimaginative in how you named your stupid firm and (b) I thought of it first. So I might sue ''you''.
{{g}}The JC’s apocryphal  [[hedge fund]]. Look, if you are a [[hedge fund]] manager and you have just been unimaginative enough to name your firm [[Hackthorn Capital Partners]] and you are mad I’m making fun of it and, by extension, you then (a) that’s your stiff tittie for being so unimaginative in how you named your stupid firm and (b) I thought of it first. So I might sue ''you''.


If you want to make another name up you can always try the [https://www.hedgefundnamegenerator.com/]. That’s what I did.
If you want to make another name up you can always try the https://www.hedgefundnamegenerator.com/. That’s what I did.

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The JC’s apocryphal hedge fund. Look, if you are a hedge fund manager and you have just been unimaginative enough to name your firm Hackthorn Capital Partners and you are mad I’m making fun of it and, by extension, you then (a) that’s your stiff tittie for being so unimaginative in how you named your stupid firm and (b) I thought of it first. So I might sue you.

If you want to make another name up you can always try the https://www.hedgefundnamegenerator.com/. That’s what I did.