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Once known as [[personnel]] then, in the heady days before banking become an embarrassing career choice [[human capital management]], now usually known as [[human resources]], possibly the least useful group of humans to ever emerge from the dark ages of free enterprise. There is a view that they are some extended phemnotype of ours, but that we are of theirs, the same way it can be said that wheat domesticated homo sapiens.
{{A|hr|{{image|bb|jpg|}}}}If a name change is the best way to “reboot the franchise,” odds are the basics of the business are suspect. For better or worse, [[sales]] will forever be [[sales]]; [[trading]] resolutely [[trading]], and even dear old [[legal]] will always be [[legal]]<ref>“Office of the [[General Counsel]]” notwithstanding.</ref> — even [[marketing]], of all people, tend to stick with “[[marketing]]” — but the good people of [[personnel]] can’t help re-branding themselves.  


It will be HR which hatches the plan to spend hundreds of thousands promoting a back-to-work scheme for those who took a career break when they had kids, despite having spent the last ten years systematically making redundant those who decided to stay on.
In the heady days before [[investment banking]] become an embarrassing career choice they were “[[human capital management]]” — we are not so persuaded about the management, but “[[human capital]]” is a useful way of thinking about valuable employees — as the {{t|dogma}} of automation began to bite they became “[[human resources]]”; as that fad, ''inshall’ah'', blew itself out, they reinvented themselves once more as some kind “directorate of [[talent acquisition]]”. Have no doubt, the most fantastical [[LinkedIn]] [[job descriptions]] will be claimed by lifers from [[personnel]].  


They will both publicly deny and privately insist on [[forced ranking]].
Some say [[human resources]] departments are some kind of [[extended phenotype]] — an adaptation on the rest of us depend for our continued survival. The better view is that ''we'' are an [[extended phenotype]] of ''theirs'' (in the same way that ''wheat'' domesticated ''homo sapiens''<ref>Insight courtesy of [https://www.ynharari.com/topic/ecology/ Yuval Harari].</ref> and not ''vice versa'').
will insist on taking a hard line on disciplinary action - in the interests of fairness and transparency - and will then decline to permit the consequences because of the risk of procedural unfairness.


Fears:
And who do you think is most (for which read “only”) enthusiastic proponent of the 360° [[performance appraisal]]?
*[[constructive dismissal]]
*[[divers]]


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===Irresistible object===
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Now any multinational organisation will be shot through with pointless, petty and counter-productive [[Policy|policies]]. Well all know that: the [[Jason Fried]]s, [[Ohno sensei|Ohno-sensei]]s and [[W. Edwards Deming]]s of the world have helpfully explained the peril, and folly, of management by policy over decades. But most policies — even those articulating matters of deep religious faith — with enough willpower, a long enough run-up and a good, low, centre of gravity, can be worked around, patched, traversed, traduced, or for practical intents and purposes undermined, for the greater good of the organisation.
 
This is not true of [[HR]] policies. They are utterly resistant to change.
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*[[System redundancy]]
*[[Reduction in force]]
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The Human Resources military-industrial complex
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If a name change is the best way to “reboot the franchise,” odds are the basics of the business are suspect. For better or worse, sales will forever be sales; trading resolutely trading, and even dear old legal will always be legal[1] — even marketing, of all people, tend to stick with “marketing” — but the good people of personnel can’t help re-branding themselves.

In the heady days before investment banking become an embarrassing career choice they were “human capital management” — we are not so persuaded about the management, but “human capital” is a useful way of thinking about valuable employees — as the dogma of automation began to bite they became “human resources”; as that fad, inshall’ah, blew itself out, they reinvented themselves once more as some kind “directorate of talent acquisition”. Have no doubt, the most fantastical LinkedIn job descriptions will be claimed by lifers from personnel.

Some say human resources departments are some kind of extended phenotype — an adaptation on the rest of us depend for our continued survival. The better view is that we are an extended phenotype of theirs (in the same way that wheat domesticated homo sapiens[2] and not vice versa).

And who do you think is most (for which read “only”) enthusiastic proponent of the 360° performance appraisal?

Irresistible object

Now any multinational organisation will be shot through with pointless, petty and counter-productive policies. Well all know that: the Jason Frieds, Ohno-senseis and W. Edwards Demings of the world have helpfully explained the peril, and folly, of management by policy over decades. But most policies — even those articulating matters of deep religious faith — with enough willpower, a long enough run-up and a good, low, centre of gravity, can be worked around, patched, traversed, traduced, or for practical intents and purposes undermined, for the greater good of the organisation.

This is not true of HR policies. They are utterly resistant to change.

See also

References

  1. “Office of the General Counsel” notwithstanding.
  2. Insight courtesy of Yuval Harari.