Infinite bafflement

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The state of mind generated during an all-hands conference call when levels of confusion entropy become so great that you are catapulted across the Schwarzschild radius of institutional ennui and towards the Boredom heat-death of the commercial universe.

See also

• Schwarzschild radius
• Confusion entropy